My big apology... ramdomaxes

ramdomaxes

assorted reblogings and MORE!!

Anonymous asked: Could you switch the pronouns on that purple fox one, too? Sometimes men are really hurt by women too and right now I could use that little bit of encouragement and confirmation.

pleasestopbeingsad:

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for future reference, 
1- I can easily switch the pronouns for recent drawings as it takes literally 2 seconds, so ask whenever. :) Older drawings are harder though as I have to figure out where I saved them.
2- The chosen pronoun isn’t chosen because of gender stereotypes. It’s chosen because that’s the pronoun the person who sent the request used… usually because that’s the pronoun that applies to them.
3- I am a queer person (and yes I still have a boyfriend. It’s not that complex of a puzzle I promise) and whenever people send me messages asking to change pronouns, they always specify “men can get hurt by women too!” or “women can get hurt by men too!” although the gender of the person who got hurt was never specified in the first place, and it is very strange to me. It doesn’t bother me, but it confuses me a lot.
4- I’m sorry someone hurt you. I hope that you’re surrounded by many wonderful things, and I know the fox is just a drawing, but I do mean it: You’re still good enough. 
5- If all this bloc of text is too much and you just want the drawing, feel free to just repost it on your blog. I don’t mind.

squealpiggiesqueal:

cumstarved:

While I will, of course, guzzle down any man’s piss, or any woman’s if a man commands it, and while I do it willingly and with pride, when a man unleashes a stream like this one, it’s even hard for me to choke down. 
That color tells how hot and putrid his piss is, as if he hasn’t drunk all day, and if he did, it was alcoholic, which only means there will be even more of it. The smell is like that one place in the city where the homeless men hang out, where you cover your nose discreetly or choke on a gag as you walk by. And the taste is like the smell, only stronger and thicker and with an aftertaste that leaves you smacking your lips for the next hour. 
But still, every time he fills my mouth, I close and swallow, feeling his stream splash over my face while simultaneously coating my throat and warming my insides. I am a toilet for his use. 

A perfect caption from a perfect fuckpig.

squealpiggiesqueal:

cumstarved:

While I will, of course, guzzle down any man’s piss, or any woman’s if a man commands it, and while I do it willingly and with pride, when a man unleashes a stream like this one, it’s even hard for me to choke down. 

That color tells how hot and putrid his piss is, as if he hasn’t drunk all day, and if he did, it was alcoholic, which only means there will be even more of it. The smell is like that one place in the city where the homeless men hang out, where you cover your nose discreetly or choke on a gag as you walk by. And the taste is like the smell, only stronger and thicker and with an aftertaste that leaves you smacking your lips for the next hour. 

But still, every time he fills my mouth, I close and swallow, feeling his stream splash over my face while simultaneously coating my throat and warming my insides. I am a toilet for his use. 

A perfect caption from a perfect fuckpig.

(via sindyfanny)

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

(Source: striders, via astro--box)

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